Thursday, May 29, 2008
In Other News

In other news, I just wanted to get a picture of my daughter and the guy she choked out. It's really funny, and he's so cool about the whole thing. Talking with him yesterday, he said that it was definitely not part of his plan to tap to a rear naked choke. While it went down basically like I described a few days ago, I wasn't aware that he was genuinely going out. I guess by the time he realized she meant business, she had it locked in really tight. And with her little arms, it must have been really deep or she wouldn't have been able to lock her arms up correctly. He laughed as he mentioned the lights, describing the light headed feeling as like being in the Millenium Falcon as it went into hyperdrive in Star Wars.
I'm super proud of her. While we all know that this doesn't equate to street lethal self defense, blah, blah, it does demonstrate to me that the techniques really do work. It also makes me very happy knowing that, if my kids stick with it, they're learning something that will make them strong and confident. My goals with BJJ and my kids are pretty simple:
- For them to be involved in a true life sport, something that they can do into their 50's or even longer.
- To be strong and healthy.
- And to be confident in their abilities, knowing what they are and are not capable of in a self defense situation.
In addition, specifically for my daughter, and my daughter in training (aka, the baby due in September), I'm not really all that concerned that they be able to defend themselves from 10 armed ninjas jumping them in a dark alley. I really just want to be confident knowing that they could break the arm of or choke to unconsciousness any dude at their high school or college who gets the wrong idea, even if he weighs 200 lbs and is a varsity football player. Is that really too much to ask? And I think, given six or eight years of training, odds are they'll be able to do just that.
Wednesday Class 5/28/2008
I felt really good yesterday at class. The warm-ups were run by Bill, so we did a lot of abs and neck exercises. While the ab work is getting easier, I still have problems keeping up on the neck exercises.
The technique we worked on yesterday were reversals from a scarf hold or "Kesa Gatame" position. Anyone who's been pinned by a heavy guy who knows how to keep his head low and control his weight knows how much being in this position just sucks. Your hips are locked down, your arms are trapped and largely inneffective, and you very likely have a tremendous amount of weight directly on your ribs/diaphragm making it very difficult to breathe.
For these descriptions, I'm on my back and my opponent's legs are splayed out to my right side. My right arm is trapped up on his thigh, pinched between his thigh and his left arm. My left arm is isolated with an underhook.
Technique number one is a reversal.
1: Start by reaching around and grabbing my hands however works best for me: gable grip, s-grip, grabbing your wrist, whatever.
2: Bridge over my shoulder into my opponent. I'm bridging over the shoulder that is closest to my opponent's hips.
3: While my hips are up off the mat, I'm going to move them in as close to or under my opponent's hips as I can. I will only be able to do this if my hips are off the mat and I'm driving him away.
4: Drop my hips. At this point, depending upon how far under his hips I got, he is essentially swept but may not know it yet.
5: Reaching up with my arms (still clasped together) and bridging over my other shoulder, I'm going to roll and sit through to a scarf hold position.
Of course, I might want to think about not stalling, in case my opponent knows this reversal, too. :)
The second technique is a way to take the back or move into a different control position from the scarf hold.
1: In this technique, the first step is to remove the underhook on my arm. So, I'm going to swim my left hand around and as I shrimp out to my right side, I'm going to give him a push on the face so that I can extend my left arm. As Bill said, "This isn't going to be comfortable for him. It's not friendly."
2: I'm not trying to create a huge amount of space, although if I do, I could certainly get a knee in a pull guard. But that's not the point of this technique. I'm simply trying to create enough space so that I can swim my left arm under my opponent's right arm and get the underhook myself.
One detail here is, as I'm swimming my arm underneath, I want to frame it so that if my opponent continues to drive in on me, I'm in a good position to continue the technique rather than getting flattened back out.
3: Once I have the underhook, I'm going to bridge over my right shoulder and at the same time punch that left arm out straight. It's got to be explosive to really drive him over and away from me.
Now, I should have enough space to take his back or, if necessary, jump to my feet or get side control... or whatever I want.
Friday, May 23, 2008
Non-BJJ: So You Think You Can Dance Season 4
Just really quick. I don't know how many people watched the Season Premiere of So You Think You Can Dance last night, but this guy was incredible:
(Direct Link for those who need it)
I had a good time watching this show. Never seen it before, but I'm glad my wife stumbled on it. It was pretty cool, and there were some terrific dancers.
UFC 84: Ill Will
Who isn't talking about this PPV event coming up on Saturday? Well, other than my mom and dad, who isn't talking about this?
I'm a big fan of The Fightworks Podcast, and listen regularly, as well as subscribe to the RSS feed over there (NOTE: If that last part doesn't make sense, check out this post by Karl at Secondhand Tryptophan who posted all about RSS feeds and feedreaders and personally offered to walk you through it if you just don't get it. Caleb has a great explanation of Google Gadgets at the Fightworks Podcast).
Anyway... where was I? Oh yeah. So, Caleb ALSO runs a website called MMAPredictions.com. On MMAPredictions.com you can sign up and... well, make predictions on just about all of the upcoming events. It's not a fantasy league, per se. It's just fun. What's even scarier is that he REALLY IS using those same commercials for another year. I thought it was an empty threat. If you listen to his podcasts, you'll know to what I am referring. Caleb. Dude. Throw us a friggin' bone. :)
As you can see, I'm not all that great. I still enjoy it. I like looking at the upcoming cards and learning a little more about the fighters. Of course, I also like being right and, conversely, not being wrong. Heck, I even ended up being one of the MOST RIGHT predictors for an event not too long ago. So, if you haven't already, go check out the website. It's fun.
Now, as for who I have predicted to win, here's where I went:
Penn over Sherk. Frankly, I'll be surprised if this one is even close. If BJ Penn is in shape (and I've read nothing to the contrary), Sherk just doesn't have the tools to win. All I've ever seen out of him is strong wrestling and formidable "lay and pray."
Silva over Jardine. I honestly view this one as a toss up. The Axe Murderer has been on a decline, but is still a force to be reckoned with. Jardine hits hard, has a good chin and strong leg kicks. I'm picking Silva because I just can't NOT pick him.
Machida over Ortiz. I actually like Tito Ortiz. I like him largely because I thought he was a good coach on TUF. I think that this one will be a decision, and it's going to go to Machida. Ortiz will start strong, but if he can't finish The Dragon in the first round, he's done.
Salaverry over Palhares. I have to pick Ivan.
Sokoudjou over Nakamura
Gouviea over Reljic
Thiago Silva over Mendes
War Machine Koppenhaver over Yoshida
Dong Hyun Kim over Jason Tan
Rich Clementi over Terry Etim (too bad this is on the undercard, cause it would be a fun fight to watch)
Carwin over Wellisch
Have fun this weekend and take some time to think about our Vets this Memorial Day, those who gave their lives for us and those who are still risking their lives every day!
Thursday, May 22, 2008
I'm still here!
I'm still training. It's been a busy couple of weeks. Whew. But I'm still getting into class a couple days each week.
My daughter and son were in class yesterday. The kids class is just before the adults class, and I'm very proud of both of them. My son busted butt during warmups. Rick was running the class and had them doing a pretty brutal circuit that involved ropes, burpees, medicine balls and lots of squats. I felt sorry for them.
After changing into my gi, I walked in just as the kids class was winding down. Several of the guys from my class had been recruited to help the kids with some technique and sparring. Ian was telling a story about his sparring with my daughter that had us all laughing. I wish I could do the story justice because it was about the funniest story I've heard in a long time. Suffice to say, it involved my daughter giving him the stink-eye "as if I had personally offended her," jumping on his back like the rabbit from Monty Python's Holy Grail, sinking her hooks in, cross facing him and locking down a rear naked choke. Now, bear in mind that my daughter weighs about 55lbs. It was hilarious. She's a real tiger. Ian said, "The worst part is that I didn't want to tap!"
On a different note, today, I'm nursing a sore nose. Last night, I was sparring with Josh and took a knee right on the bridge of my nose. It was really high up and I was seeing stars for about a minute afterward. The good news is that it caught me high enough up that I didn't gush a lot of blood out of my nose. The bad news is that the blood was all going back down my throat. Yuck!
All I could think of is Ralph Wiggums saying, "My doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I could just keep my finger out of there!"
I got the bleeding under control and ended up doing 3 or so more matches. But then I started thinking about it and my brain got the best of me. What if it's broken? Oh crap. What if I have to go to work and teach a class of 1400 students with two black eyes? I didn't think it was broken... but my brain didn't let that go. So, I began to stress... because that's what I do.
Fortunately, it's all good today. It's not broken (although my wife insists that it's crooked now), and my eyes don't seem to be dark at all.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Wednesday Class 5/7/2008
Another big class yesterday. The school is growing so fast!
We worked on strategies and techniques from guard that will help when a wrestler is stalling. You know, when someone's in your closed guard and they're tired or maybe don't want to worry about passing. They've got their head buried in your sternum, and are either pinning your hips to the mat or maybe are blocking your arms.
The gist of the drills, and the overriding principle that Coach seemed to emphasize was to think about what you have free, rather than on what's trapped. If he's pinning my hips, that means my arms are free to push on his head and create room to shrimp out and get something going. If he's pinning my arms, then my hips are free to shrimp out. Either way, the idea is that if I'm trapped under a guy who's stalling, for whatever reason, it becomes up to me to push the action. In a match, this might mean the difference between a lame 2-0 loss if you're taken down by a good wrestler and then just held there because he's worried about trying to pass guard.
We then did a guard passing drill where one guy gets into any sort of guard position they want, and you try to pass. Then we sparred. I did pretty well. Nothing spectacular, although I'm happy to have passed Josh's guard once (and got swept once, too).
I felt really good after class, and am looking forward to class tomorrow night. As an aside, I went and had a 1 hour massage at the Everest Massage School (formerly Ashmead). I am a huge fan of massage, and can't believe it's been months since my last one. I'm going to go back to trying to get one monthly, and am totally sold on continuing at the clinic. The price ($30/hour) is very reasonable, the massages are consistently good and I don't get any of the fru-fru stuff that, quite frankly, makes me uncomfortable.
Monday, May 5, 2008
Sunday Class 05/04/08
Made it in for Sunday's class. It was a beautiful day in the Seattle area, one of the first this year. We've received more than our share of rain for the year already. Yuck. Yesterday, the sun was out. It was warm and coach had the big garage doors all the way open for the first time this year.
We worked triangle choke defense yesterday. After each tournament, Coach usually sees something that many of the competitors could do better, and I guess a lot of the guys were having trouble with the triangle choke. I'll go through the two big ones I know, including what we've drilled recently in class. For the purposes of the descriptions below, my right arm is caught inside the triangle choke; left arm isolated outside.
The first defense against a triangle choke is to prevent getting caught in one. As soon as I sense an arm is isolated and my opponent raises his hips, I'm going to posture up nice and high to remove his angle and put some pressure on his ankles, making it difficult for him to break me down and secure the choke. The second thing I'm going to do is take my right arm (the one inside the choke), bring my elbow back to block his leg from swinging around to an armbar, and also to keep him from being able to turn his hips. My right hand will be in nice and tight, again to keep him from transitioning to an armbar, and also to put more pressure on his ankles. Next thing to do is decide whether to attempt to pass or to get my outside arm back in and reset in his guard. If I catch the triangle attempt early enough, I can pass to the left side (the side with the arm outside the choke). To do this, I'm going to take that outside arm and in an explosive motion, drive it to the mat next to my opponent's hip (far side). I'll also, in the same motion, turn my hips all the way over, so that I'm now facing his feet. From here, I can swim my arm back over and move into side mount, or do whatever I want.
The second defense is more of an "in time" defense. The choke isn't completely locked down, but it's closer, and I'm not able to posture up as easily. I'm going to do everything the same up to the point where my right hand is in tight against his knee, and my elbow is driving back to block his left hip from swinging out. This time, because it's a little tighter, I'm probably not going to be able to break his legs open swinging my left arm over. Just too tight. So, instead, I'm going to take a little step back with my left arm and drive his knee to the mat. I'm going to keep pressure on his knee with my right arm as I turn once again so that I'm facing his feet. At this point, he may attempt to transition to an omoplata. To prevent this, I need to keep my arm locked out until I'm ready to swim it over for side control, or transition to something else. Main thing, once again, is that I should be out of danger from the triangle choke.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Steve Cooks #3: Cinnamon Raisin Oatmeal Bars
Welcome to another exciting entry in Steve Cooks, where I work on recipes related to general health and fitness. Yesterday, I went back into the lab... err... kitchen for yet another attempt at a high energy, protein bar. To recap, I'm trying to make a bar that is relatively low on carbs, very low in fat and high in protein. I am not in any way advocating a low carb diet. This is less like the South Beach and more of... let's call it the South King County Diet. Down here in South King County, we like carbs. Of course, most of those carbs are from onion rings, steak fries and beer, but what are you gonna do?
I am trying to create something that is relatively cheap to make, holds well in the fridge (at least 2 weeks), tastes pretty good and has a decent, palatable texture. So, I'm avoiding ingredients like milk and eggs to increase the shelf life. I'm also trying as much as I can to avoid anything with a scientific sounding name. I'd like to be able to identify the ingredient as food without pulling out a chemistry book.
Before I get into the actual recipe, I thought it might be interesting to provide a little insight into the creative process. Basically, I'm a cook, not a baker. A baker, as I've learned over the years, is careful and meticulous. In order to bake something delicious more than once, you have to measure things precisely. Cooking, on the other hand, is more about pinches of this and smidgens of that.
So, when I'm making these recipes, it's really about mixing the ingredients until I get a good vibe, scratching down how much of each as I go and fiddling until it "looks about right." It's like having my childhood chemistry set back... except nobody calls poison control when I take a bite of this stuff.
Because my mom used to freak.
So, without further ado, here's the latest expirement:
Cinnamon Raisin Oatmeal Bars
3 Cups Rolled Oats
2 1/2 Cups Whey Protein Concentrate
1 Cup Raisins
2 Tbs Cinnamon
2 Cups Natural Applesauce
1 Cups Apple Juice
2 tsp Vanilla Extract
2 Tbs Agave Nectar
Once again, I mixed the dry ingredients in one bowl, the wet ingredients in another and then added the wet to the dry. Mix up into a batter and bake in a 9"x13" baking dish at 325F for about 35 minutes.
The texture of this bar was a little more cakey than the last, which I liked even better. It's a bit dense, which makes me wonder if I should add a teaspoon of baking powder to the mix next time.
I really liked the flavor. Using the Whey Protein Concentrate in lieu of the Chocolate Protein Mix was a good move, and allowed me to use the cinnamon and the vanilla for flavor. I brought the batch to work and my guinea pigs... err... coworkers gave me rave reviews on this one. Overall, I would call this recipe an unqualified success and am going to add this one to the recipe file.
Ratings (out of a possible 5 *'s)
Nutrition: ***1/2
Texture:*** 1/2
Flavor: ****1/2
Ease of Prep: ****
Overall: ****1/2
One last thing. I've been working toward getting the carbs down around 10 grams and the protein up in the 20 gram area. This might be an unrealistic goal. I looked at the nutritional information for some of the more popular, commercial bars on the market and found that I'm actually doing pretty well. This recipe ended up with even more carbs than the last, at about 36 grams of Carbs per bar, but the protein jumped up to 16 grams per bar. But it's a much better product, I think. I'm still going to work on shaving carbs from the recipe, but most of the carbs in this recipe come from the raisins and the oatmeal. Roughly 2/3rds of the carbs are from fiber, and 1/3rd from sugars. The sugars are natural, from the agave nectar and the raisins, so not all bad.
Below are some comparisons:
So, there ya go. I'm right in there, and my bars are about half the price. In future recipes, I'm going to work in some different ingredients. Wheat germ has a lot of protein vs carbs and I'm going to see what soy protein tastes like in lieu of whey protein. The soy protein has a lot more protein per serving than the whey and costs about $9/lbs (as opposed to the Whey Protein Concentrate at $15/lbs).My Delicous Oatmeal Bar ofWholesome Goodness
- 16 g Protein
- 36 g Carbs
- 1 g Fat
- 233 Calories
- 23 g Protein
- 37 g Carbs
- 6 g Fat
- 290 Calories
Powerbar Oatmeal/Raisin Performance bar:
- 9 g Protein
- 44 g Carbs
- 2 g Fat
- 230 Calories
Organic Food Bars(Omega-3 Flax):
- 10 g Protein
- 31 g Carbs
- 16 g Fat
- 310 Calories
As always, this is a work in progress and there's no ego involved. If you make them and don't like them, let me know. Even better, let me know what you would do to make them better. I've received a lot of email and have tons of ideas for future recipes as a result. Of course, like most people, I thrive on positive feedback, so if you DO like them, I'd like to hear about that, too!






